Wednesday, June 7, 2017

Tori Fixes Beck and Jade



Tori Fixes Beck and Jade

   Well. Not really. In fact she tries to do the exact opposite. But she is there to stand and watch as they fix their own relationship.

  This is one of the few episodes where anything lasting happens, so lets get into it. 

            alright actually just like fuckin hold on here. So Beck goes to Tori and is like "This girl wants to date me" and she's like "Ok so date her" and he's like "No I can't because Jade would be mad" and Tori is like "Ok well I'm a dumbass so lets just pay some guy to ask Jade out that will solve this somehow" and the guy they pay is like "Ok well I'm a dumbass so sorry Jade I'm too scared to ask you out also Tori and Beck did this" and Jade is like "Well I'm angry now" and Beck is like "Shit".

  BUT then Jade is like "Actually I'm not angry you can date whoever you want" and Beck is like "ok?" so he does but his date is a dumbass and she's like "Hey look at me I'm an idiot" and Beck is like "Shit" but now that Beck is dating a girl Jade realizes she actually wants to date him so she does a song and dance and Beck is like "hey sorry do you want to get back into our emotionally abusive relationship?" and Jade is like "Sure but only as long as we don't discuss or even mention the initial problems that led us to break up in the first place" and Beck is like "ok sounds like a deal to me". 

           And then Tori is like "Wow I finally fixed Beck and Jade".

                                                                                      Because she's a dumbass.

thats the plot


  The B-plot is that Robbie is pet-sitting a butterfly that ends up flying into and living in Cat's ear. They can't get it out until they decide to have Andre's grandma yell into Cat's ear, which causes the butterfly to fly through her head and out the other ear. It's good, though a little over the top. Not nearly as good as the tech support B-plot from season 1 when they were far more normal.

                            There's also a little scene where Trina and Andre's Grandma get into a yelling match. It's a fun idea, with the two of them basically representing the "Annoying relative" category going head to head.


I dunno all the swaths of 13 year old girls on the Victorious wiki comment section said they didn't like this episode but I thought it was fine. It's got a good balance of humor and plot and all, it just feels like not a lot happens. The first half of the episode is buildup, and I really can't recall what happens for much of it. 

 I really thought I'd hate Beck going into this show, but Avan Jogia really tries his hardest. He gets probably the worst dialogue out of the cast (presumably because Dan Schneider has no idea what a "cool teen" operates like) but he manages to pull it through. Elizabeth Gilles also wrote the song and dance that's performed at the end. It sounds kind of like a Paramore song from some early EP that didn't take off, but Gilles wrote it when she was like 19, so I'll give her credit.

Overall an 8/10

Side notes:

  • 7:43: Must be nice.

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