Driving Tori Crazy

Driving Tori Crazy

     Tori gets a bunch of car rides from her friends.

           That's the entire plot. I don't know why. Apparently there's some movie being filmed by her house so instead of a 5 minute walk she now has to make a 20 minute drive? whatever

So everyone gives her a ride. I'll just run through it:

• Trina gives her a ride but she's annoying or something.
• Andre gives her a ride but his grandma lingers in the back seat and verbally assaults everyone
• Beck gives her a ride but is also getting road head from 4 girls at once drives 4 girls from a different school who are annoying or something
• Robbie gives her a ride but owns a pedal trolley instead of a car
• Cat offers to have her brother drive, but her brother is a schizophrenic maniac so Tori declines
• Jade gives her a ride, but is a schizophrenic maniac and Tori bails out of the car after bring driven to a desert with a shovel in the car
• Finally, Cat is able to rent a party bus for $20 for Tori. Tori- being a monster, insists that only she rides in the party bus and that Cat doesn't tell any of her friends who until this point were all just making genuine efforts to help their friend out. 

Anyway. So they're in the party bus and a parody of Sir Mix A Lot is the driver. The entire group does some half-rap that made me deeply embarrassed to watch.  Thats the episode.

It's good. It feels a bit like an Amanda Show skit or something, but it works out pretty well. The justification for why everyone has to give Tori a ride is pretty weak, but hey. I'd give this one an 8/10 

Side Notes:

• So Jade is now an actual murderer right? Normally her pranks were pretty limited to mildly inconveniencing people or threatening them. But no she's actually going to kill and bury Tori in this episode.
• That would be a flaw in the episode but Elizabeth Gilles does a really good job of delivering it. 
• If Tori was fine with paying $20 for a party bus just to get a ride to school, why didn't she simply take a taxi/uber/whatever to school every day?
• Probably because she is a monster.